Picture #829 …

[shortly after Kryten puts Talkie Toaster back together]

“Look, I don’t want any toast, and he doesn’t want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast!” – Lister to Talkie Toaster

“How ’bout a muffin?” – Talkie Toaster

“Or muffins! Or muffins! We don’t like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!” – Lister 

“Aah, so you’re a waffle man!” – Talkie Toaster 

“He’s defective. He wants everyone to eat toast all of the time. And if you don’t want to eat something like 400 rounds of toast every HOUR, he throws a major wobbler. That’s what caused the accident in the first place. “ – Lister to Kryten

“What accident? “ – Kryten

“The accident involving me, the toaster, the waste disposal and a 14 pound lump-hammer.” – Lister 

Happy Memorial Day Weekend!
Twainy
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